DECONSTRUCTING SELF

All the facts stated below are true to the best of my knowledge and the author begs no moral responsiblity for any kind of conflict that arises out of it...lol..

The past fortnight has been as eventful n exciting as one could be ! it began on a frenetic note wid our sessionals zooming in out of nowhere.well wat began as a huge burden soon turned into a mockery.INTENSIVE CHEATING PROGRAM ,to be very precise !!! a thought flirted my mind , that life has really come a full circle ( from stealthily snatching a glance here n dere in the schooldays to craning ur necks in the partner's notebooks).some hilarious anecdotes of our ICV ( as we prefer to call it) ought to be narrated... during the environmental CT( it stands for class test!) copying earnestly from the mastercopy, thakur (he's the heart n soul of our group at college, a real comedian wid n amazing sense of humour) saw the word 'industries' written in a abridged manner wid 'indus' on one end and 'tries' in the next row . Applying his faculties he reasoned dat it can't be 'indus trees', it must have been 'india's trees'...thats not all , here comes the masterful part the whole group comprising about a dozen mindlessly n mechanically copies it till the last one realises it ....can't stop being amused by it since then...And thats juz the beginning...
In the maths paper (it was the last time i was penning down a subject which has been the most endearing to me of all...) the mother of all parody happened..We had this symbol J of a Jacobian (it would sound french..i promise it meant the same to me as well..) ..which from a distance (it was peek-a-boo time after all ..)seemed like the under-root symbol ..(and we found out later that those two were as distinctly unrelated as yin n yang!!!)...One does not need to be a rocket scientist to guess what followed!! The narrator had his own share as well besides playing an active part in the above mess...
well i did my best to avoid it..eye-witnesses will testify that..I was busy jotting out the first question with as much straight-faced innocence i could procure ..though managing only a few sneak-peeks..the invigilator must have had a rough morning (woken up on the wrong side of bed..or most probably a empty stomach..whatever.)..his was a strict vigil...i was being rendered a special attention...it was just a matter of few minutes when i was delivered the apocalyptic judgement..move to the front or move out..it was quite straightforward in the end..i admire him for speaking his mind so clearly...(@!%@!$&!$&@R$^@..)..all of my so-called 'true friends' were splitting into cracks with laughter...cyaa all..as they say.."every tom,dick and harry has his day!!"(dunno..who gave this shitty quote..)..
Well i politely went to the lone seat in the first row..what if my sheet was bleak and clean (on second thoughts i maintained a clean slate..lol..).the girl on my side was penning out here paper with such ferocity..that i grew speechless,numb ...i was faltering to adjust my line of vision to a single line...well i waited and waited..but oh Gosh!! there was no pause,no break...figures kept coming out..theorems springing from memory..greek expressions and constants sketched..i was in a daze to say the least..suspended animation is the best u can attribute to it !!
well a well-aimed spot kick from the back woke me up...i was wrong ..a friend in need is a friend indeed...I decided let bygone be bygone..and that includes almost half of the paper !!! i jumped into the rat-race with renewed vigour..vigorously jotting whatever she wrote...bothering the least about the question number ..i wrote in bursts like a person taken,a man enchanted...when i cud manage to see only the right half of the paper ...i wrote that much only..if the lower half was visible..that would do as well...the clock ticked off...in the end i can safely say my work was a rare display of innovation and the ability to juggle out of unfortunate situations...( the fact that the faculty thought otherwise..tells a different story...it almost acted as a specimen of what not to do during a sessional..lol...!!)